How Many Children Will (or Did) You Have?

Think that you might be done having kids or haven’t even started reproducing yet and are curious what to expect, take this quiz to reveal how many children you will (or did) have.


Question 1/10
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How elaborate are your children's birthday parties?
We pick a theme and invite their whole class
They can choose a special activity and invite one or two friends
We make a cake and sing "Happy Birthday" to them as a family
None of these

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How big is your couch?
We have a sectional
It seats three
We have a loveseat
I only have an easy-chair
None of these

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If you are going to a trip that is 500 miles or more away you...
Take a road trip
We don't really go that far away
Go with friends
None of these

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Where do you live?
In the city
In the suburbs
In the country
With roomates
None of these

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Does your child(ren) take music lessons?
Yes, they're essential to brain development
Yes, we are a musical family
One does and teaches the rest
None of these

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You drive a...
Full size van
We take public transportation
None of these

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How big is your home?
Less than 1,000 square feet
1,000-1,500 square feet
1,500-2,500 square feet
Bigger than 2,500 square feet
I don't know

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Do you have a membership to a wholesale club?
Yes, more than 1
I don't know

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Hand-me-downs are...
For poor people
Nice to have
None of these

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Which of the following has a well-meaning old lady said to you at the grocery store?
One of each
Are they all yours?
You have your hands full
What a well-behaved child
All of these
None of these

One little guy or girl is all you need. You had (or will have) one child and they were perfect. You didn't see the need to tempt fate again. How did we do? Let us know in the comments section below.

You had just as many children as you have hands, that way you can hold each of them as they grow older. How did we do? Let us know in the comments section below.

You and your partner are (or will be) outnumbered. this way there will always be someone for the other to play with. How did we do? Let us know in the comments section below.

4 or more
You have (or will have) a big family. You share everything and rarely have a quiet moment to yourself, but you wouldn't have it any other way. How did we do? Let us know in the comments section below.

You are (or will be) too focused on other areas in your life to raise children. That doesn't mean that you aren't fulfilled. You get to be the favorite aunt or uncle and take them to the zoo, then go out at night with your friends and sleep in the next morning. How did we do? Let us know in the comments section below.

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