Why did the clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because hew as very thirsty
Because he was a little horse
Because he was a little horsey
Because he asked for it politely
Because he had too much water
How do you make a tissue dance?
Blow really hard
Put a wiggle in it
Tissues can't dance silly!
Put a little boogie in it!
His eyes would pop out of his head
Why didn't the teddy bear ask for seconds?
Teddy bears can't eat
He'd already had too much
He was stuffed
What time did the man go to the dentist?
On his lunch break
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The Fabulous Mom
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The Gym Buff Mom
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The Helpful Mom
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The Always On The Go Mom
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