How Would You Die In A Soap Opera?

You would meet your soap opera demise via fire poker. Unfortunately, you would have a lot of enemies in a soap opera, leaving you vulnerable to attack. While you would always have an eye on potential hazards, this fire poker would literally hit you out of nowhere.

You would meet your untimely soap opera death at the hands of your doppelganger! Unfortunately, your doppelganger wouldn't be able to handle there being more than one of them in the world. They would stealthily take you out and would likely attempt to assume your identity as well!

You would meet your soap opera demise by being poisoned by your ex's new girlfriend! Let's face it, your ex's new beau is on a one way train to crazy town. Though you no longer have any feelings for your ex, this girlfriend wouldn't be able to handle your existence. Watch your wine, there might be poison in there!

How would you die in a soap opera? Thrown of a cliff of course! Some people get charming or funny endings, yours would just be downright shocking. Would you be able to come back to life? A rewrite would most likely be in order! Just don't stand too close to any ledges.

You would meet your soap opera demise via choking on a doughnut! Hey, at least you're going to go out doing something you love- eating a doughnut. Odds are, you wouldn't go out in a gory or shocking way. Death by doughnut is the humorous ending you deserve.