On a scale of 1-5 with 5 being "I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on straight". how forgetful are you?
When you go out to eat you are _____ to drop food on your clothes and leave a stain.
Neither likely nor unlikely
You think that show shopping is....
On a scale of 1-5 with 5 being "I am pretty clear". how good are you at asking for what you want?
Pick a number
1 or 2
3 or 4
5 or 6
This one sounds weird, but it will be useful when you are craving a sweet but are worried about getting frosting all over your face. Simply unwrap the cupcake, tear the bottom half off and place it upside down on top of the frosting and voila! You have a cupcake sandwich. Try it once and you will never be able to eat a cupcake the same way again.
Eat A Cupcake As A Sandwich
When purchasing a ready-made salad or bagged lettuce, always buy the flattest bag. When greens are package, the air is sucked out then over time they create gas as they age, therefore making the bag puffier. So the flatter your bag of lettuce is, the fresher it will be.
Always Purchase Flat Bags Of Lettuce
This advice comes from a scientifically proven fact that shoes are the first thing that members of the opposite sex subconsciously notice about you. Perhaps this is why so many women have a shoe fetish.
Invest In Good Shoes
It has happened to the best of us. We lock our keys in the car and probably at a time that it is going to be really inconvenient like when you are late for a meeting or arriving home from a trip after midnight. When this next happens to you, you might be tempted to call a locksmith. Call a towing company instead. They are available 24/7, arrive in a timely manner and provide the same service for a mere fraction of the cost.
Call A Towing Company
When you are asking somebody out on a date or even asking a friend for a favor, lightly touch their arm. It is scientifically proven that coming in contact with that person will make them more likely to say yes.