What do most of your arguments with your spouse revolve around?
Be honest, what's your spouse's worst trait?
What's your relationship like with your mother in law?
It's decent, we get along.
It's great, we're practically BFFs!
We're mortal enemies.
It's touch and go.
What's your favorite thing about your spouse?
Their sense of humor.
If your best friend told you a juicy secret, would you spill?
Only to my spouse.
No way, never!
Maybe, but I'd have to be drunk.
How would you describe a typical day in your world?
When are you most likely to spill your guts?
After I've been drinking.
If I'm pressed to tell the truth.
After I've been found out.
Would your secret actually harm your relationship?
I don't think so.
Maybe, but it'd be a stretch.
The secret that you're keeping from your spouse is that they snore! Okay, so your spouse snores like a bulldog. So much so, that sometimes you have a hard time falling asleep at night. You hate to break it to your spouse that sleeping next to them is like sleeping next to a jack hammer, but you just don't have the heart to break it to them!
The secret that you're keeping from your spouse is that you hate their cooking! Okay, so your spouse means well and you truly appreciate not having to cook some nights. Despite their best efforts, you just hate your spouse's cooking! You just don't have the heart to tell them that their food is a lot like eating the contents of a salt shaker.
You Hate Their Cooking!
The secret that you're keeping from your spouse is that you hate their mother-in-law! Okay, so you'd never tell your spouse that you don't exactly love their mother, but on the inside, you just can't stand to be around her for more than the duration of a holiday meal. Someday you'll work up the courage to tell your spouse how it really is!
You Hate Your Mother In Law!
The secret that you're keeping from your spouse is that you spend too much money! Okay, so this is a big one, you like to spend, spend, spend. Whether it's new clothes to new home goods, you just can't help but whip out the dough when it comes to buying new things. Unfortunately, you have yet to tell your spouse just how much money you really spend each month!