You are the $5,000 bill! This series of bank notes was first produced in 1918 and features President James Madison. Existing bills like this are extremely rare, so they are incredibly valuable! You are a rare find.
You are the $5 bill! It features one of America's most beloved presidents. Like good old Abe Lincoln, you have many admirable qualities, particularly your honesty.
You are the $20 bill! It's the perfect denomination and fits with your well-rounded, pleasant personality. Everyone wants a wallet full of Andrew Jacksons, and everyone wants you in their circle of friends.
You are the $100 bill! It's the flashiest of all bank notes, and you love to stand out in a crowd. You know your worth and demand it. Bring on the Benjamins!
You are the $1 bill! It may be the smallest denomination, but it's by far the most iconic of all American currency. What leader is more iconic than George Washington himself? Like the $1 bill, you're fabulous but humble.