What Would Your Made Up Job Be On House Hunters?

You're a ________ and your budget is $5,000,000! On "House Hunters" folks have some weird jobs and some pretty high budgets. If you appeared on the show, what would your job be? Would your job match the house you have in mind? Answer these homey quiz questions and find out! Maybe you're destined to string potatoes from trees? Who knows!

Question 1/10
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What's your absolutely top budget?
One million
$1.2 million
Around $700,000
$2 million
Around $500,000

Question 2/10
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How many houses do you want to look at before having to make a final decision?
No more than five.
Three should be enough.
Two is right for me.
At least 10.
I'm going to be to one.

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Who will be joining you on your house hunting quest?
My spouse
My brother or sister
My mom
My co-worker
My best friend

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What's one thing you're not willing to go without?
Hardwood floors.
Granite countertops.
Stainless steel appliances.
A basement.
A backyard pool.

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How many bedrooms are you looking for?
At least six

Question 6/10
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What do you hope you feel when you walk into the right house?
Right at home
I can picture myself in the house
A place for family

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Where are you looking for your home?
By the beach.
Near the woods.
In the suburbs.
In the city.
Close to family.

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Do you want a lot of land?
Nope, too much upkeep.
The more the better.
I'd like a little bit of land.
Just enough for a pool and entertaining.

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Is it important for you to have a garage?
Yes, a one car garage.
A two car garage, please.
A three car garage.
I don't need a garage.

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Do you require a walk-in closet?
Absolutely, that's a must.
Nope, just a regular closet will do.
No, but I'd like a decent sized closet.

Freelance Hamster Trainer
Your "House Hunters" job is freelance hamster trainer! Your budget is likely around $900,000 and you want something that's turn key with a bit of traditional charm. You know, somewhere to train all those hamsters...

Part-time Harmonica Tuner
Your "House Hunters" job is part-time harmonica tuner! Your budget is likely around $1.7 million and you want something with historical touches but modern convenience. You also don't want to do any renovations. After all, tuning those harmonicas is taxing enough.

Town Crier
Your "House Hunters" job is town crier! Your budget is around $700,00 and the house has to be turn key. You don't have time for renovations, nor are you looking to live in a busy neighborhood. Your job as town crier keeps you busy enough.

Retired Pumpkin Carver
Your "House Hunters" job is retired pumpkin carver! Your budget is around $550,000 and you're looking for a fixer upper. Anything with historical charm is a must for you, especially if the home is Victorian, or even haunted!

Stay At Home Hat Critic
Your "House Hunters" job is stay at home hat critic! Your budget is around $2,000,000 and you want a home that's as up to date and modern as you are. You need plenty of space for your hats, but you don't want the house to be too close to a busy road. You need granite and won't settle for anything without an en suite bathroom.

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